if tumblr were to ever shut down
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
We are just trying to figure each other out.
officially my all time favorite postThis is real in a sense thatmost men are only into a woman’s body where as the woman wants to know the mans mind.
I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks
In honor of the two conflicting holidays
*throws life away* *misses trashcan by like 20 feet*
yesterday just before the sun went down
Anxiety really cramps my style like how am I going to seem chill and fun if I often start trembling and breathing heavily and developing a look of impending doom in my eyes
If Iron Man can do it, so can I
this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much
yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me
my parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly