no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit
stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal
I should remember that.
I should fucking remember that.
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So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming
The only shame he feels is the shame of being caught
He touched the butt
IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.
id take a bullet for u in the leg not anything too fatal just a slight graze