no one in life can save you from yourself.

tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

basedpidgeot:

stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal

katsupandmeowstard:

kittiezandtittiez:

Meanwhile in Afghanistan

This makes my heart so happy

You don’t miss me.
I should remember that.
I should fucking remember that.
a.s., baby, what did i do (via sincerelyhappines)

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

mexican-radio:

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

The only shame he feels is the shame of being caught

LOL

mexican-radio:

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

The only shame he feels is the shame of being caught

LOL

laughhard:

He touched the butt

laughhard:

He touched the butt

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

trulylame:

id take a bullet for u in the leg not anything too fatal just a slight graze

You can’t keep kissing strangers and pretending that it’s him.
Ten Word Story, Meghan Hale (via m-e-ghan)

This hit me hard

(via barefootinparis)
creak:

versvus:

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